User Profile

After having this journal for over five years, I have decided that it is high time I tell people a little about myself.



I have a tendancy to be wildly sarcastic and inappropriate in my conversation -- I make jokes that I shouldn't not because I actually think what I say, I just think the sheer humor that someone out there does is hilarious. If you're offended by dead baby or racist jokes, even though I mean them only in jest, perhaps this isn't the best place for you.

I'm nocturnal, and have tendancies to act absolutely insane. I'm known for my exceptional impression of a bug running into a wall. I talk with my body, not just my hands.

I'm a total nerd, if you couldn't figure that out. I have a tattoo of the Mario Bro's Fire Flower on my lower back.



I have a sex drive that could kill most mortals. That doesn't mean I want to sleep with you.

I went to culinary school because I got a scholorship, not because I want to spend my life cooking. However, it helps that I'm good at it. That doesn't mean I want to cook for you.

I wear my politics on my sleeve, I suppose so I don't have room for my heart there.



I don't smoke, and drink socially. Sometimes, more than socially. I'm all about a good party.

I, as opposed to most girls with any personality, am not bipolar or clinically depressed, and am actually for the most part pretty happy and energetic. Sometimes the word "bouncy" applies.

I'm a morbid romantic. I love far too fully when I actually find it, and am far too loyal for most relationships (unrequited loyalty? not a good thing). I'm as far from a polygamist as can be.



I believe just hanging out and drinking coffee or watching a movie can be just as much fun as going out somewhere if you make it that way. I love picnics and going to nice, upscale restaurants way too much.

I don't watch TV at all, really -- never found much interest in it. So, when people ask me if I saw this commercial or this TV show, chances are the answer is no, unless I caught a very funny bit on Youtube.

I'm a complete and total grammar snob. That doesn't mean I'll go after your journal entries at correct everything, but consistantly horrible grammar does bother me.

Please, for the love of all that is holy. discover your shift key before messaging me -- nothing's worse than paragraphs without a single capital letter in sight.


Other places to find me:
Flickr

MySpace